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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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1Bill rambles with Josh Homme about his new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs', 'Cats' on drugs, and reviews. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(48:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Queens of the Stone Age - Smooth Sailing SimpliSafe: Get 50% off a new system with professional monitoring by going to www.SimliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine. MeUndies: Slide into game changing comfort with MeUndies. Support the show by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR and using my code BURR to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping.
Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Better Than Ezra - (Untitled) Cash App: Use our exclusive referral code [BURR10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. Chubbies: For a very limited time, shop Chubbies’ biggest sale of the year for $45 shorts and up to 65% off select gear. Hit up www.chubbiesshorts.com and grab your favorites before they’re gone. Missed the sale? Don’t sweat it, use our exclusive code [BURR] for 20% off. Lucyd: So, if you’re ready to upgrade your eyewear head to www.Lucyd.co and use code BURR for 20% off.
Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about Clusterfest, pile on teams, and medical students. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell Helix: Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% of site wide for Monday Morning Podcast listeners. SquareSpace: Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing. OpenPhone: Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.
Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Bob Dylan - Highway 61
Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZupRecruiter.com/BURR Open Phone: Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months.
Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-22-17 - Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City, and the Celtics vs the Cavs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Soundgarden - Pretty Noose Cornbread Hemp: Save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs. SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. Hims: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options.
Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-17 - Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Incubus - Are You In Fast Growing Trees: This Spring they have the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals. And listeners to our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at www.FastGrowingTrees.com SquareSpace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four. Ava: Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE! This offer is only for MY listeners. OpenPhone: Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months.
Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts Fast Growing Trees: Get the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals with 15% off your first purchase at www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout. Ridge Wallet: For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code BURR at checkout at www.Ridge.com SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.
Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness. Helix: Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order OpenPhone: Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months.
Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Santana - Samba Pa Ti SquareSpace: Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
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Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme Chubbies: For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code BURR at www.ChubbiesShorts.com OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr Ava: Grow your credit score fast with Ava. Download the Ava app and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE! SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That’s SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®.
Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job. Policy Genius: Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SquareSpace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight Brunt: For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code BURR at checkout at www.BruntWorkwear.com
Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food. Hims: Start you free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. OpenPhone: OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr
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you had me at burned bacon.
grolp
bad art is good art! & Green Bay is a small town team like buffalo, the NFL just doesn't like that it's not One owner to convince.
strange brew
I agree with Bill 100% with the whole Patrice comments. Everyone talks about Patrice as 1) They knew him, when in fact they only knew him as a comedian, 2) As he would be a "warrior" against the SJW like papa Rogan and his Toerogan click.
best advice ever
this was hilarious 😂 great job reading those ads tho lollol lol #heyBill
Dean has almost identical voice as Jim Norton
"sorry phone, I'm not mad at you" 🤣
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Bill is down with the GZA!!!
this turn coat cunt now appears on the view 😂😂 he used slag the ones that appeared on this show and them ugly pigs that host it, my my that wife really ruined him, he married a Clump
I'm a natural comedian like you! but I'm 58 yrs old. messed my life up with drugs. I can never get coverage or media like you but I can give you some of my jokes for free I'm not in the mood at the moment but when I smoke the right way or get the right stuff I'm going to send you some free funny shit that comes from a complex brain like yours me and you have a lot in common except you made it! I have the natural ability to say some funny realistic type shit like you we have some similar genetics
get them bitches Bill! I'm one of your biggest fans I live in Louisiana!
he did a 180 he's all mainstream now he used to be funny, now he's an insufferable cunt
Okay.No more basketball. Basketball sucks and basketball podcasts are boring as fuck
Hey Bill, you seen Death of Stalin? Great movie. oh, great Ronald Reagan villain turn in The Killers from 64. that film certainly didn't "Trickle-Down" to the masses.
kill all billionaires says the multi millionaire 🤣🤣 does he mean the billionaires like JayZ, Oprah, Beyonce?? just asking for Nia 😅
By your logic billy that means the n f l super bowl is a bigger joke even